This is a Test

My daughter's art teacher gave them this assignment the first week of school and I think its a great idea for breaking the ice and gaining insight in to yourself and others. Plus, dude has a sense of humor...ride with me on this test, I won't have all 100 answered up front, but, I will be sure to change the date so it updates as a new entry when I edit them.

10/7/08 Edit: they threw the paper away...but, if I can come up with more, I will add them...lol

Instructions: This is a test of you, more of a "let's get to know you". Or maybe it's a "you get to know you". Anyway, answer the questions:

1. If you had to brings something in for show and tell, what would it be?
   I remember doing that in elementary school and would be excited all night about showing off my cool things: I would probably bring something really cool, but I can't think of a damn thing right now...
   
2. If I could send you on a trip to any part of the world, which would it be?
   I would love to visit Africa, learn more about the real history of man.
3. What kind of music to you like?
   Soul
4. Who do you like more, dad or mom? Why?
   Mom, I never met my real father.
5. In ten words or less, please give a definition of love:
   Love's what makes you smile when there is nothing else.
6. Favorite sport?
   Baseball, of course
7. Favorite wrestler, new or old?
   Can you smeeeeellll what the Rock is cookin?
   
8. Favorite pizza topping?
   Sausage
9. What was the last argument you had about?
   Someone being EXTREMELY inconsiderate of my feelings.
   
10. Hot, warm, cold or no shower?
    Warm
11. Favorite type of ethnic food?
    Mexican
12. What is a language you wish you spoke?
    Spanish, I have so many friends, that I wish I was fluent
13. If you had to lose one of your limbs, which one would it be?
    My leg, to me walking is less important that everything I do with my hands.
14. Who do you think has a neat voice? This answer does not have to be any famous person.
    Again I say, my boy JNez...;-)
15. What movie character would you like to have played, or been?
    I'll get back to you on this one...hmmmm....but let me put a twist on it, I'm asking you, if you have talked to me, who would you think?
    
16. Who's funny?
    My son, hands down, he is the biggest goofball I know.
17. What is the last great move you saw?
    Vantage Point
18. What is a soothing sound?
    His voice...;)
    
19. In less than five words describe anger?
    Intense negative emotional reaction
20. With no words describe frustration. (this one is better done in person, so just describe what your physical reaction is to frustration)
    Squinted eyes, furrowed brow and deep sighs
21. Tell a joke
    hmmm
22. What are good baby names? 2 for boys and 2 for girls.
    I like Robert, Marcus, Jasmine and Deja
23. What is your favorite punctuation?
    Exclamation point!!!!!
24. If you were a kitchen utensil or construction tool, what would you be?
    The utility knife...
25. What would you die for? Be specific
    To save my child
    
26. What magazines' pictures do you look at?
    Cosmo
27. What magazines do you read?
    Essence, Ebony....not many because there is so much advertising now
28. What is your favorite book?
    I honestly don't have one
29. What would you say is a defining moment in the formation of your personality?
    hmmmmm
30. Are you a good liar? Be honest!
    LMAO! and No, I am not...
31. What do you suppose goes into a chicken pot pie?
    Chicken and pots?...lol...seriously, chicken, potatoes, peas and carrots.
32. Which of all the planets in the Milky Way is your favorite?
    Saturn, its rings are beautiful
33. What word feels best when it rolls of your tongue?
    Fcuk....

...more to come